mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you
Travis got me a debit card on his account so if I ever need deodorant or when we move in to the new apartment if he’s gone and we need toilet paper or milk I can go get it.
Also I can’t afford my bank account $10 a month if it goes unused a certain amount so I’m closing that and sharing for a while so yay.
Apartment hunting. Grr. Rawr. Ugh.
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
this is extremely accurate
- The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
- The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
- The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
- The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
- The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
- The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
- The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
- The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day
It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision
girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved
If I were a writer on Supernatural I would introduce an angel named Destiel just for shits and giggles.
Then Misha would laugh maniacally and tweet “Destiel is confirmed to be on Supernatural Season 9”
This would kill half the fandom.
"My name is Destiel, I am an angel of the Lord"
Here he is:
oh my god